To make some deliciously vile gremlin mischief stew - sure to ruin your day - just add the following ingredients:
- 1 brother getting busted for alcohol-related offense (season lightly with almost getting kicked out of college)
- add a pinch of parents' guilt trip for not "talking to my brother more"
- take 1 Paul and separate from girlfriend
- simmer Paul with a low to medium fever and wisk in an 8 to 10 page paper
- 1 broken toilet that still hasn't been fully fixed
Bring to a rolling boil until Chris has an aneurism.
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Well glad to know I don't need to be added to make the stew. Less than three days! K
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