Put This Bucket on your Head and Sit in the Corner

I received two e-mails from the UGA registrar's office. This copy of the second one basically explains the first....

Dear Student:

Last night you were sent an e-mail message containing your Fall 2005 semester schedule with information about Spring 2006 semester enrollment. As of January 3, 2006, you were not enrolled for Spring 2006 at UGA and the e-mail message should not have been sent to you. You should disregard the e-mail that was sent from our office on 01/03/06 with the Subject Heading “Welcome Back”. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,

Office of the Registrar (aka a pack of idiots)

These people seriously never have a clue as to whether I'm enrolled, graduated, or expected to be graduating. This is almost as good as last year when UGA sent me notification saying that an incomplete class had kept me from graduating followed days later by a letter asking me to fill out how'd I'd like my name to appear on my diploma. If my eyes could roll any farther back into my head, I'd be staring into my sinus cavity.