More Robot Nuttiness

Japan Will Have Robot Moon Base by 2025.

Hahahahahaha!!! Are you shitting me, Japan? A robot moon base!? That is one Mr. Roboto that Chris will not "domo arogato". But as disturbing as the Japanese push for a Terminator 4: Moon Wars reality is, I still manage to find some humor in it as well.

How so, you ask? Let me explain, I say.

China recently made the news as well with their plans for the moon. By the year 2024, China plans to have one of its men walk on the moon. Wow. I gotta say... Japan pretty much blew China out of the proverbial water as far as space-news goes. I mean... it's only going to take the land of the rising sun ONE extra year over China to build an entire God damned moon base.

Just a generic moon base? No, no... A FUCKING ROBOT MOON BASE! The Japanese are going to be on and off the moon about a half-billion times to get this base built. Hell, they could probably lend China their spare parts from past trips and accelerate the Chinese space program by about 70 years.

While we're at it, I wonder what other kind of news events Japan will trump China on in the coming years.

"Britney Spears to Tour China in 2008"

"Japan to Clone Spears by 2009 for 'Britney in Every Home' Project"

"Chinese to Harness Solar Power by August"

"Sony to Build New Sun in October"

"China Spends $1 Billion to Advance Military"

"Japan Hires Chuck Norris and Mr. T to Defeat Godzilla"

"Chinese Find Oldest Fossil Record of Man"

"Bones of Japanese Time Traveller Discovered in China" (subtitle: Proves that Japan will master time itself by 2026)