Dumb Bumpersticker

So I decided to stop by my local Barnes & Nobles back home and check out to see if any new books have come in. Little did I know that the most entertaining read would be found outside on the back of some dude's pick-up truck. It was a white bumpsticker with black text inbetween two small pictures of Confederate Flags. The text read:

My

Confederate Ancestors

Did Not Own

A Single Slave.

How nice of him to share this information, as if it changes the fact that the Confederate flag is a sign of racist, pro-slavery ideology later used during the Civil Rights movement as an icon of segregation and oppression.

But hey! At least his ancestors didn't own a single slave, right? Then again, I wish I had the ability to create bumper stickers out of thin air because there are definitely ways to "add on" to that guy's bumpsticker. Make it more inline with reality. Such as a bumpersticker next to it that says:

They actually owned FIFTY!

Or maybe just a simple:

But they were still willing to fight for slavery.

Or even:

But only because they were too poor to afford slaves. I mean, if they had the money... there would've been a fucking plantation full of slaves! And then my family would've been RICH! And then maybe I'd be driving a Jaguar instead of this shitty pick-up truck with a pile of 2x4's and a lawn mower in the back.

Ah, the good old South. For as much modernization and progress that is going on down here, clusters of dumb red necks still resist the change.