In Amee's away message:

"i seriously think that athens just isnt the place...boys here just want ass"

i agree.

Amee, I feel sorry for whoever you were quoting because it obviously took them way too long to figure that out. With the exception of maybe 8... 9 guys, everyone in Athens wants a piece of ass. Most of them even admit it.

You know what some people won't admit? They smell. Kinda like the guy who sits next to me in one class. Now at first, I couldn't quite figure out what he smelled like, but now I've nailed it. I've nailed it like a sledgehammer the size of Santa's sled slamming down upon the concrete nail that is truth.

He smells like old people. That mix of musty, heavy air with what can only be described as "mouth rot". Yet the odor doesn't come from the mouth like with some elderly. His is an aura of sorts... it hangs over him like a toxic fog... a grim visage, if you will.

Worst part is that he actually scoots his chair closer to mine when class starts because he wants to talk law stuff. Honestly, I find it hard to concentrate on a legal train of thought with that stench filling my nostrils. It just is not natural for someone his age to smell like the inside of a coffin. But maybe.... just MAYBE... that's his whole plan. Oh, bravo, smelly 1L. Who could last more than a minute against you in a round of negotiations when you smell like a pile of miscellaneous pills, Reader's Digest, humid breath, and shit!?

On the opposite end of the shit scale, the X-Men 3 trailer I saw yesterday was fucking fucktastic! I had to put my fist through the television screen to ground myself in reality, lest the awesomeness that is X-3 permanently cripple my mind. Think it comes out in May... seeing Jean's powers go into overload should be reason enough to see the thing.