1) Upcoming Engagement Party: Nothing big or formal. Just a get-together type deal... hot dogs and hamburgers served up in my family's backyard with relatives and the like. It'll just be nice to see all those people together and chillin' out.
2) That Ginormous Piece of Cake I Just Ate: As big as your fuckin' head. I shit thee not.
3) Breasts: These are really appropriate for any positive/good list. Why? Because they are glorious enough to make your eyes explode... that's why! Every man needs to get his hands on a pair of those, both literally and figuratively.
Hell, maybe women are typically so "chipper" because they actually possess the boobs. Let's be honest here... 9 outta 10 tens you say hello to a woman (whether you know her already or not), you're likely to get a big smile and an overall positive attitude. Unless maybe you're one of those women working at the post office who couldn't be forced to give a smile even if I spent a whole damn tortuous week just trying to beat it out of you with soup ladle! But this is a happy post... must remain positive...
Boobies. Ponies. Cheesecake. Hockey.
There... all better now.
4) Mardi Gras: This one kinda goes hand-in-hand with #3. How exactly did we fool women into showing their breasts in exchange for beads? Mother fucking BEADS, yo! And in public no less. I'm a bit flabbergasted by the whole situation, but in a good way... like walking in on your wife having sex with another man, but the other man turns out to be YOU from the future who has come back to let you know that you'll soon invent time travel and become apeshit insanely rich. Shit, that just blows my mind thinking about it.
Even this weird ass guy with the Dr. Seus hat is gettin' some play. Maybe it's all the booze? Fair enough, New Orleans. Fair enough.
5) Sopranos Season 6 Coming Up: Hahahahahaha, YES! I've just made my way into season 5 thanks to Eddie, who is a fucking hardcore Sopranos fan. The show really is amazing though. The characters are just amazingly true-to-life even though they work in this world of illegal deals and violence that is foreign to most of us. I think a personal dream of mine is that Brian would get a beat down from Tony Soprano.
Brain, of course, is Paul and Oddi's old roommate from last year. The man who is the social equivalent of a black hole filled with dead babies. You could seriously feel the pressure drop in a room as he approached due to the air itself trying to escape his presence. I can just see him making some stupid shit conversation with Tony about the differences between East coast and West coast construction labor law practices. And then Tony would take off his belt and just whip Brian to death. It would be the exact opposite of flangricious... which I guess would make it fucktastical. Gotta admit, my made-up words are God damn amazing.
That's about all for now, people. Feel free to drop me a line and let me know how everyone is doing.
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