I say we make the Kiddie-in-Cage! Just cram your child (ages 5 and under) into the plastic carrier with a steel grid door. A water bottle and feeder in the front provide nourishment while a chew toy in the back provides the entertainment. Never have to make physical or verbal contact with your child in public AGAIN!
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Yeah, you may be noticing the "#1" part next to title. You may even be thinking, "If he has a #1, that must mean he plans to have a #2. How can he plan to have something spontaneous?"
That is merely part of the conundrum that is Chris.
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