Certainly, twas a grave injustice. But hey... the place gives a two dollar discount to local students, and all other haircuts have been satisfactory or good. Well, today I got the barbarous barber again. The man was even worse than before! Hahaha. FIRST OFF, sitting in that chair reminded me of sitting in the Tea Cups at Disney World. That fucker kept spinning the chair back and forth as if wheeling me around would put an end to poverty and cure cancer.
I realize almost ever hair cutter will move the chair around from time to time, but this shit went overboard... over the rail... THE WHOLE DAMN SHIP SUNK! If I had closed my eyes, this chair-spinning demon very well could have caused a relapse in my vertigo from years past.
To top it all off, he still managed to leave a few scattered hairs untrimmed (I get a faded buzz cut). Flangriciously shabby to the Nth degree, bitches.
In other news, I decided to wear a shirt with french cuffs today. Didn't turn out so well...
Remind me to stock up on Kryptonite.
Me and Kelly are also gearing up to pick our honeymoon spot. Top choice looks to be an all-inclusive adults-only resort that comes with free tours to three different Mayan ruins locations. With any luck, I just might find myself having to save Kelly and the entire world from some ancient Mayan spirit of evil! BRING IT ON, Tetzlachtl! Chris has a whole bag of 21st-century American whoop ass to deliver up to you... FedEx style! Which I guess means I'd drive a truck or something.
The method of delivering the aforementioned "whoop ass" remains up in the air for now. Perhaps a talisman or enchanted ruby of light? Or even just a cool hat and a whip, rockin' that shit like Harrison Ford in Last Crusade.
Alright, that's enough ranting for now. Until later, keep cool, people. Especially in all this crazy heat.
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