Alternate endings to Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Witch-Woman: (thick accent) You will haf to sail to da end of dee earf! And there be only one captain who knows da way!
[A pair of feet stomp their way down shoddy wooden steps as the camera pans up to reveal...]
Gandalf the White: (smiles) I come to you now at the turn of tide!
Will Turner: Holy %@^&!
ALT 2
[A pair of feet stomp their way down shoddy wooden steps as the camera pans up to reveal...]
Jack Bauer: (loads his gun) And we only have 24 hours to do this. MOVE OUT, PEOPLE!
[Screen cuts to black with a yellow countdown ticker]
ALT 3
[A pair of feet stomp their way down shoddy wooden steps as the camera pans up to reveal...]
Captain Morgan: Arrrrr! (holds up a bottle of Spiced Rum)
ALT 4
[A pair of feet stomp their way down shoddy wooden steps as the camera pans up to reveal...]
Ron Jeremy: (smug smile as porn music plays bin the background) No one can tame the Kraken... in my pants.
Elizabeth: Oh really...?
Will: (puts his face in his hands) I was ready to marry to a damned whore...
ALT 5
[A pair of feet stomp their way down shoddy wooden steps as the camera pans up to reveal...]
Samuel L. Jackson: (pulls out a gun) The path of the righteous man is set upon all sides by a mother fuckin' Kraken!
2 comments:
You had told me about these and every time I hear/read them, still brings tears of laughter. I love them!
These were very funny! Yay!
Kristin
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