What a Wonderful World

The following comes from an actual case out of Ohio written by a municipal court judge in his holding:

The court hereby announces a pearl,

It's sometimes OK to have a squirrel.

The legislature did a statute create,

The Wildlife Division obviously did not equate.

The necessity to be kind, thorough and specific,

The lack of these is legally terrific.

The result is this very short epistle,

The defendent/squirrel is granted a dismissal.

God, I love our country.